Aging

Talks

Quotes

I’m still hot – it just comes in flashes now!

I just want to find my glasses soon enough to remember why I needed them.

It’s harder to keep your chin up after you get more than one.

My doctor told me I’m in good shape for a man of 60.  Too bad I’m only 49.

Two things show age – loss of memory and I can’t remember the other one.

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature,

Beautiful old people are works of art.

Many people die at twenty-five and aren’t buried until they are seventy-five. – Benjamin Franklin

Growing old sure beats the alternative.

Nothing makes you feel older than the discovery that your children are studying in history class what you studied in current events. – “The Toastmaster’s Treasure Chest”

It’s good that our eyesight gets poor with age.  You don’t look so bad when you can’t see so well.

Of all the things I’ve lost – I miss my mind the most.

The hard thing about growing up is that you have to keep doing it.

I have two brains – one is lost and the other is looking for it.

I dye my hair so much my driver’s license has a color wheel. – Nancy Mura

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs.  I think of them as stray eyebrows. – Janette Barber

I’ve gone to look for myself.  If I should return before I get back, keep me here.

I lost my train of thought – it got derailed.

Birthdays are good for you: The more you have the longer you live.

An elderly couple toddled into the local McDonalds and ordered one combo meal.  The wife carefully cut the sandwich in two and began to eat her half.  The husband respectfully sat and watched.

The eating did not progress quickly, and soon the other customers began to notice.  Finally one helpful person offered to buy the couple another meal.  The offer was rejected with the explanation, ”We share everything.”

Eventually another could stand it no longer and made the same offer.  Same rejection; “No thank you, we share everything.”

After this had gone of for what seemed to be quite a while, one bystander could no longer stand it and quizzed the man, “Then why aren’t you eating?  What are you waiting for?”  The reply: “The teeth.”